How Do I Loathe Thee?

Trump, as Trump will tell you, is the best. I quite agree. He is, of politicians, the most

abhorrent,
amoral,
anti-democratic,
arrogant,
authoritarian,
autocratic,
avaricious,
backward,
base,
benighted,
bloated,
blubbering,
blundering,
bogus,
bombastic,
boorish,
bungling,
cheap,
childish,
clownish,
clueless,
common,
confused,
conniving,
corrupt,
cowardly,
crass,
creepy,
cretinous,
criminal,
crowing,
crude,
cruel,
dangerous,
demagogic,
depraved,
devious,
dim,
disgraceful,
dishonest,
disloyal,
disreputable,
dissembling,
dog-whistling,
doltish,
dull,
elitist,
embarrassing,
erratic,
fascist,
foolish,
gauche,
gluttonous,
greedy,
grudging,
hate-filled,
hateful,
haughty,
heedless,
homophobic,
humorless,
hypocritical,
idiotic,
ignoble,
ignominious,
ignorant,
immature,
inarticulate,
indolent,
inept,
inferior,
insane,
intemperate,
kakistocratic,
kleptocratic,
laughable,
loathsome,
loud-mouthed,
low-life,
lying,
mendacious,
meretricious,
monstrous,
moronic,
narcissistic,
needy,
oafish,
odious,
orange,
outrageous,
pampered,
pandering,
perverse,
petty,
predatory
puffed-up,
racist,
repulsive,
rude,
sanctimonious,
semi-literate,
senile,
senseless,
sexist,
shady,
shameless,
sheltered,
slimy,
sluglike,
sniveling,
squeamish,
stupid,
swaggering,
tacky,
thick,
thin-skinned,
thuggish,
toadying,
transphobic,
trashy,
treasonous,
twisted,
ugly,
unappealing,
uncultured,
uninformed,
unprincipled,
unread,
unrefined,
vain,
venal,
vicious,
vile,
vindictive,
vulgar,
woeful,
xenophobic,
yellow-haired like a troll doll, and
zymotic.

Even his faults have faults.

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