Tracking the Progress of Moronavirus trumpinski

  • “We have it totally under control. . . . It’s going to be just fine.” –IQ45, Jan 22
  • “We think we have it very well under control. We have very little problem in this country at this moment–five. And those people are all recuperating successfully.” –IQ45, Jan 30
  • “The Coronavirus is very much under control in the USA. . . . Stock market starting to look very good to me.” –IQ45, Feb 24
  • “We have very few people with it, and the people that have it are . . . getting better. They’re all getting better. . . . As far as what we’re doing with the new virus, I think that we’re doing a great job.” –IQ45, Feb 25
  • “And again, when you have 15 people, and the 15 within a couple of days is going to be down to close to zero, that’s a pretty good job we’ve done.” –IQ45, Feb 26
  • “Fake News MSDNC (Comcast) & @CNN are doing everything possible to make the Caronavirus look as bad as possible, including panicking markets, if possible.” –IQ45, Feb26
  • “It’s going to disappear. One day, it’s like a miracle. It will disappear.” –IQ45, Feb 28
  • “One of my people came up to me and said, ‘Mr. President, they tried to beat you on Russia, Russia, Russia.’ That did not work out too well. They could not do it. They tried the impeachment hoax. . . .They tried anything. … And this is their new hoax.” –IQ45, Feb 28
  • ‘We had a great meeting today with a lot of the great companies, and they’re going to have vaccines, I think relatively soon.” –IQ45, March 2
  • “Anybody that needs a test, gets a test. They’re there. They have the tests. And the tests are beautiful.” –IQ45, March 6
  • “And I like this stuff. You know, my uncle was a great person. He was at MIT. He taught at MIT I think for like a record number of years. He was a great super genius. Dr. John Trump. I like this stuff. I really get it. People are surprised that I understand. Everyone of these doctors they say, ‘How do you know so much about this?’ Maybe I have a natural ability. Maybe I should have been that instead of running for President.” –IQ45, March 6
  • “So last year 37,000 Americans died from the common flu. . . . Nothing is shut down. Life and the economy go on.” –IQ45, March 9
  • “And we’re prepared, and we’re doing a great job with it. And it will go away. Just stay calm. It will go away.” –IQ45, March 10
  • “It’s going to go away. . . . The United States, because of what I did and what the administration did with China, we have 32 deaths at this point. . . . When you look at the kind of numbers that you’re seeing coming out of other countries, it’s pretty amazing when you think of it.” –IQ45, March 12
  • “Federal Government is working very well with the governors and state officials. Good things will happen!” –IQ45, March 17
  • “I’ve always known this is a real–this is a pandemic. I felt it was a pandemic long before it was called a pandemic . . . always viewed it as very serious.” –Liar in Chief, March 17
  • “No, I’ve always viewed it as very serious. There was no difference yesterday from days before.” –Liar in Chief, March 17
  • “We’re going to be opening very soon. . . . We’re opening up this incredible country. . . . I would love to have the country opened up and just raring to go by Easter. . . . churches full of people.” –Magical Fantasyland Barbie in Chief, March 24

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2 Responses to Tracking the Progress of Moronavirus trumpinski

  1. Now Trump knew it was a pandemic all along. “This is a pandemic,” Mr. Trump told reporters. “I felt it was a pandemic long before it was called a pandemic.”

    The lying never stops. There are recordings of Trump saying things that he now said never happened. Why doesn’t he get nailed by the press for his abuses as president?

    Under the ‘leadership’ of Trump, valuable time has been wasted in controlling the coronavirus. The ignorance of decisions made by his ‘wonderful gut’ has put this country in a very bad position. His ignorance of science and the hiring of loyal incompetent people is proving to be a disaster.


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