King Donald the Wurst

Dumb Donald Trump
sat on his rump,
eating cheeseburgers all day.
He called for his Miller
and brownshirted killers
and hypocrite fundies to pray.

He called for his Barr
to make him a czar
and all rule of law to allay.
And to meet his requirement
that it trash the environment,
he neutered the EPA.

“To switch out democracy
for rank kakistocrasy,
I had but to bellow and bray.
I’ve drawn to my Trump
many millions of chumps
and given sweet Vlad complete sway.”

“I’ll call it a day,” the con man did say,
“Though I’m still president anyway.”
Then he farted and stood
and called it all good,
and went to a golf course to play.

About Bob Shepherd

interests: curriculum design, educational technology, learning, linguistics, hermeneutics, rhetoric, philosophy (Continental philosophy, Existentialism, metaphysics, philosophy of language, philosophy of mind, epistemology, ethics), classical and jazz guitar, poetry, the short story, archaeology and cultural anthropology, history of religion, prehistory, veganism, sustainability, Anglo-Saxon literature and language, systems for emergent quality control, heuristics for innovation
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9 Responses to King Donald the Wurst

  1. Nan Mykel says:

    Great! You beat me to it! My muse is on a ventilator, anyway. By the bye, check out “Big Bad Don” on you tube. Add the word Trump or you may get Big Bad John like I did..

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  2. Nan Mykel says:

    Reblogged this on NANMYKEL.COM and commented:
    Bravo!

    Liked by 1 person

  3. jilldennison says:

    Brilliant poem! Thanks to Nan, I have discovered a new blog to love!

    Liked by 2 people

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