Dumb Donald Trump
sat on his rump,
eating cheeseburgers all day.
He called for his Miller
and brownshirted killers
and hypocrite fundies to pray.
He called for his Barr
to make him a czar
and all rule of law to allay.
And to meet his requirement
that it trash the environment,
he neutered the EPA.
“To switch out democracy
for rank kakistocrasy,
I had but to bellow and bray.
I’ve drawn to my Trump
many millions of chumps
and given sweet Vlad complete sway.”
“I’ll call it a day,” the con man did say,
“I’m still president anyway.”
Then he farted and stood
and called it all good,
and went to a golf course to play.
Bob Shepherd | Praxis 
Great! You beat me to it! My muse is on a ventilator, anyway. By the bye, check out “Big Bad Don” on you tube. Add the word Trump or you may get Big Bad John like I did..
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Thanks, Nan! And a Happy Thanksgiving to you!
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So, who do you think Trump will try to pardon? Himself, ofc. Probably a blanket pardon for Princess Sparkle and Slender Man. For Hannibal Lector? For his entire clown car posse?
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Dear Bob and Nan,
Here’s my little poem or ditty:
In a nutshell:
The POTUS’ FOCUS is a hocus-pocus.
As for the wonderful MAGA tagline . . . “Make America Great Again”, it should be changed to “Make America Sick Again”.
Here’s a very succinct and graphical way to encapsulate the POTUS, especially when words cannot even begin to capture the sordid state of his presidency:
http://soundeagle.wordpress.com/2017/10/18/the-quotation-fallacy/best-quotation-to-win-an-exclusive-loyal-contract-to-make-pig-boss-company-great-again/
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Love this, SoundEagle.
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Thank you. I look forward to reading your feedback on my said cartoon at the comment section of the cartoon.
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Dear Bob,
I like your rhyming poems very much because I personally only write rhyming poems, often with end rhymes, internal rhymes as well as rhythmic devices, syllabic schemes, and other subtle or overt features, as I consider many of the non-rhyming ones that I routinely encounter to be too unstructured and ad hoc, their form (or lack thereof) even widely abused, exploited or misunderstood by those who lack the required imagination and discipline to achieve or maintain poetic excellence.
For these reasons, I have decided that my poems should rhyme and have rhythmic schemes, syllabic patterns and other numeric properties and calligraphic considerations, as well as being wedded to my art, graphics and musical compositions.
You are very welcome to peruse my poems concerning a variety of topics, which are accessible at https://soundeagle.wordpress.com/tag/poem/
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Reblogged this on NANMYKEL.COM and commented:
Bravo!
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Brilliant poem! Thanks to Nan, I have discovered a new blog to love!
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