Category Archives: Humor

Trump 2024 Campaign Slogans

Posted on August 13, 2022 by Bob Shepherd

Please vote for me. Otherwise, I go to prison. Why just documents in the toilet? Why not the whole country? Making America Grate Again TRUMP 2024: 20 for Obstruction of an Official Proceeding. 24 for Seditious Conspiracy MAGA: Moscow’s Asset … Continue reading →

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How to Become an Expert on Military Strategy and Preparedness

Posted on April 13, 2022 by Bob Shepherd

Too bad we don’t have a stable genius like Donald Trump in the offal office right now, given the war in Ukraine. He is soooooo well informed! Here, a blast from the past, Trump talking to NBC reporter Chuck Todd … Continue reading →

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from Flor-uh-duh Bob’s EZ Entrepreneurial Guide to Charter Riches!

Posted on January 21, 2022 by Bob Shepherd

As a would-be artist of the con, you follow in a great American tradition going all the way back to John D. Rockefeller’s father, the Dr. Marvel medicine show guy who traveled the West selling Everything Cures. Many possibilities for … Continue reading →

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What K-12 Textbooks Are Like Now: A Sample lesson on the Declaration of Independence

Posted on January 4, 2022 by Bob Shepherd

[Begin lesson.] We hold (Did you know that Thomas Jefferson invented an automatic letter copying device? It’s pictured here. Higher-Order Thinking: how are letters different from email?) these truths (Cross-curricular Connections–Math: Truth tables are used in logic. Al-Farabi, pictured here, … Continue reading →

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Top 10 New Year’s Resolutions, 2022, by Robert Shepherd, Lifestyle Reporter

Posted on December 27, 2021 by Bob Shepherd

–Resolved, with resolution, resolutely to do nothing in 2022 to curb the epidemic of school shootings. –The United States Congress –Petition the warden for Big Mac deliveries. –Donald Trump –Deputize and arm Citizen Militias to remove from public schools both … Continue reading →

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Patriotic Noise 2

Posted on July 9, 2021 by Bob Shepherd

Submission pursuant to an application for the position of speechwriter for Donald Trump, Josh Hawley, Ted Cruz, Greg Abbott, or Ron DeSantis Murika, land of thetis of thee,by jingo by gollyby jingoism,by the dawn’s eerienightfrom above,by crackie,by cracker,by crackle!freedumb de … Continue reading →

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Corporate Decision Making: You Are There

Posted on June 24, 2021 by Bob Shepherd

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Remembrance of Things Ass

Posted on January 27, 2021 by Bob Shepherd

So, Donald Trump had the mobster’s habit of destroying the evidence–tearing up paperwork he didn’t like or after he didn’t (or couldn’t) read it. Ordinarily, under actual presidents, these papers would have gone into the National Archives. The Presidential Records … Continue reading →

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Bernie Sanders and I

Posted on January 22, 2021 by Bob Shepherd

The Bern and I, SCUBA diving. Those were the days! Bernie, love you, Bro.

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from Field Notes: Jabba idiota orangii

Posted on January 9, 2021 by Bob Shepherd

It is sometimes claimed that, as with Yeti or Bigfoot, there is but one Donald Jabba the Trump. Such cannot be the case, however, for how would such species persist across time? While Jabba idiota orangii is a monotypic taxon, … Continue reading →

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