Category Archives: Humor

Lord Help Us: Trump Is Our Leader, So We Have No Leader

INT. DAY. MORONAVIRUS TRUMPINSKI ORANGII DAILY BRIEFING, April 18 TRUMP (snorts Adderall and steps to the microphone) First let me thank the members of the media who are here today. You’re fake news. Disgraceful. And speaking of fake news, you’re … Continue reading

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This Is Not a President

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Trumpian Rhapsody, with Apologies to the Late, Great Freddie Mercury

If Trump Sang Bohemian Rhapsody Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in my web of lies, There’s no escape from me.   Don’t open your eyes, Don’t doubt my lies. Please see. . . . Poor … Continue reading

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Moronavirus trumpinski orangii Press Briefing and Campaign Rally, Sunday, March 23, 2020

TRUMP (snorts some Adderall and steps to the podium): OK, I wanted to start by saying some people are blaming this thing on Asian Americans. Where would they get that idea? Terrible, just terrible, OK? Don’t do that. Good people, … Continue reading

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A Moveable Feast

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Tracking the Progress of Moronavirus trumpinski

“We have it totally under control. . . . It’s going to be just fine.” –IQ45, Jan 22 “We think we have it very well under control. We have very little problem in this country at this moment–five. And those … Continue reading

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Trumpty Press Conference, May 2020

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES IQ45 (wearing flak jacket and camo MAGA hat): Is this mike on? OK. Some of my people—Propaganda Minister Stephen Miller, here, good man—wanted me to read a speech from the teleprompter. … Continue reading

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The Guy Who Plays Vice President on TV Addresses What IQ45 Calls the Corona Flu or Cold or Whatever

VP MIKEY DENSE: Thank you, Mr. President. Your nation thanks you, and I thank you. I just wanted to say that I am humbled and grateful that you have chosen me to lead the Donald Trump Coronavirus Cheerleading Squad and … Continue reading

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Bob’s Tips for Wrighting Good

Writing Tip 1: In diction, strive for the vernacular and endemic; in other words, refrain from using lexemes, locutions, et hoc genus omne not of high frequency in standard English corpora, and avoid terminology of excessive length or technicality or … Continue reading

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SOTU, Brute? On Don the Con’s 2020 State of the Disunion Address

“Don’t call some Malcolm. Don’t call some Chandra. Get me my Master of Propaganda!” So Jabba the Trump exclaimed from his lair, while sliming down his Troll Doll hair. “I need a SOTU that will not fail. If I’m not … Continue reading

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