Patriotic Noise 1

Submission pursuant to an application for the position of speechwriter for Donald Trump, Josh Hawley, Ted Cruz, Greg Abbott, or Ron DeSantis

Murika, land of the
tis of thee,
by jingo
by golly by
by the dawn’s eerie
night from above,
by crackie,
another village saved from
a tear in the eye as the flag goes by
by the bell,
well, mission accomplished,
O land
that beats true for that ole
black ‘n’ blue,
for you and me and all
true merkins
ole black Joe
stuck a feather in his
tweedle dumb, tweedle dee,
while these savings last,
until they stole the
by Christmas,
cause there’s a war on that
indoctrinating our kids with their
critical race card
am I rite?
they dont want you to have
They wanna take your cows.
Well, I say, no more Socialism,
for the business of America is
all the livelong
gem of the
dancing with the [you there with the]
stars in your eyes,
in the sweet bye and
[call now] bye,
bye blackbird:
buy now, for these deals won’t last for ever,
by golly, by gee, by
Jim Dandy
doodle dandy,

Where our fathers fruited plain.

Everybody sing!

NB: This could also double as the new Kansas, Texas, Ohio, Utah, Flor-uh-duh, or 1776 Project K-12 History certified CRT-free curriculum! You’re welcome, Republicans. Don’t mention it.

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interests: curriculum design, educational technology, learning, linguistics, hermeneutics, rhetoric, philosophy (Continental philosophy, Existentialism, metaphysics, philosophy of language, philosophy of mind, epistemology, ethics), classical and jazz guitar, poetry, the short story, archaeology and cultural anthropology, history of religion, prehistory, veganism, sustainability, Anglo-Saxon literature and language, systems for emergent quality control, heuristics for innovation
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6 Responses to Patriotic Noise 1

  1. Nan Mykel says:

    Good one!…I wish you’d critique my comment on dreams.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Nan Mykel says:

    You wrote on a new theory of dreams recently. I commented. Then it seemed your post on the dream theory disappeared as well as my comment. Maybe I’m just in my brain fog.

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